Well, you're wrong.
Ladies and Gentlemen, cake lovers of all ages - I have found...wait for it...
A test kitchen.
That's right! Your friendly neighborhood cake maker has located a RURAL test kitchen, fully operational and industrialized.
Translation: I'm ready for REAL LIVE BUSINESS.
Can I get an Amen or something? This is HUGE people! Tremendous! Outstanding.
It calls for cake.
And a completed business plan...and marketing...and a membership in a bridal society or two.
Ok, so mental checklist of how to open a cake business:
1. Learn to make awesome cake....CHECK
2. Get ServSafe Certfication.....CHECK.
3. Find professional kitchen that won't bankrupt my family...CHECK!
Seriously...whatever 4,5, and 6 are, I'm pretty sure they'll fall in line now that I have a place to bake and bake right.